MEAN AND IGNORANT

Posted October 11, 2009 by therealwalrus
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The Real Walrus is back. I’ve been away for several months on a SECRET MISSION….Do tell? Nope. If I did, I just might have to slap you silly…..

You know, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Case in point is the MEANNESS AND IGNORANCE consuming this country. No one on one side of the political equation wants the other side to succeed….AT ANYTHING….

It’s hard to believe there are actually people who would prefer FAILURE, even if it meant misery and death. Better failure than admitting the other side was right or had a good idea.

Again, The Real Walrus asks that question of the ages: WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN???

CRAZY LIKE A FOX

Posted July 5, 2009 by therealwalrus
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The Real Walrus, like many others in America, is scratching his head…Just what is Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin doing? Two days ago, she announced she would not seek re-election. But, she didn’t stop there. She also announced that she plans to resign and leave office later this month, without completing the 18 months left on her term. The governor explained that she was doing her state a favor by quiting and focusing her attention entirely on issues dear to her heart. Her hastily-called news conference to answer questions ended up  raising more questions…That’s not good…..You kind of get the feeling that maybe another shoe is about to drop….

But, then again…..Maybe Sarah is crazy like a Fox. Time will tell.

LEGAL DRUG PUSHERS

Posted June 29, 2009 by therealwalrus
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Elvis. Anna Nicole Smith. Heath Ledger…And now, maybe Michael Jackson. The verdict remains out, but chances are good that prescription drugs may have played a role in Michael Jackson’s unexpected death last Thursday in Los Angeles at the age of 50. Abuse of prescription drugs certainly is not a problem confined to the rich and powerful…It happens every day as well in Small Town America….Enablers, seedy doctors and a money-hungry health care system are responsible for tens of thousands of Americans becoming addicted to prescription drugs every year. And, the thing is, it’s perfectly legal, not to mention easy, to peddle this misery and death to the weak at heart….

It should be pointed out that many of the inmates in America’s prisons are there doing time for drug-related convictions. Law enforcement always makes a big deal out of going after people who traffic or use illegal substances like Meth, cocaine and marijuana…The Real Walrus wonders if, maybe, the real drug scourge  in this country is being left out of the picture.

ATTENTION SPAN

Posted June 26, 2009 by therealwalrus
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The Real Walrus long ago came to the conclusion that most people out there have the Attention Span of a Gnat. This especially applies to the News Media, particularly those who work in the television world. In my opinion, which probably doesn’t mean much, Talking Heads can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. It’s too complicated and doesn’t get high ratings.

Until yesterday, THE story of the moment was the civil unrest in soon-to-be nuclear Iran. You know, it’s very possible the people of Iran could be on the verge of overthrowing their Islamic government over a   fraudulent presidential election earlier this month…Such an event could change world history. Really.

Then, Actress Farrah Fawcett dies from her three-year battle with cancer,  followed by the shocking death of The King of Pop, Michael Jackson…Suddenly, Iran drops off the radar screen, with scant mention in the media most of the day even though protesters continue to die in the streets….The Jackson death probably will continue to dominate the news for several more days, maybe weeks, especially when it comes to what you see on the Boob Tube…

It’s kind of amazing how something can be so important one minute and then forgotten the next. Call it another casualty of a world suffering from INFORMATION OVERLOAD.

MAKE PEOPLE WELL

Posted June 2, 2009 by therealwalrus
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The debate over universal health insurance is on the verge of getting heated, and everyone in this country has a stake in the outcome. The Real Walrus is of the opinion that every person in America, the greatest country on Earth, should be able to see a doctor or go to the hospital when sick WITHOUT having to worry about how to pay for the medical care. One of the government’s main responsibilities to its citizens is PUBLIC SAFETY, and no one argues about it. I don’t think it’s a stretch to believe KEEPING PEOPLE HEALTHY is part of keeping them safe in a dangerous world….

Now some out there argue loudly that taking the profit out of medicine will lower the standard of health care in America. The Real Walrus begs to differ…Maybe, just maybe, it will be a good thing to have a health care system that wants to MAKE PEOPLE WELL instead of one that wants to MAKE MONEY.

FINGER-LICKING GOOD

Posted May 30, 2009 by therealwalrus
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What’s the world coming to? Kentucky Fried Chicken is now selling UNFRIED CHICKEN…That’s because fried chicken might not be so healthy…

The Real Walrus thinks if you look hard enough, you can find something wrong with EVERYTHING….Nothing is good for you…And, of course, too much of anything is bound to be BAD…..So, if it’s not about MAKING MORE MONEY by inventing a new product, here’s my solution to the health concerns…..Don’t eat KFC seven days a week….Yes, my friends, there is something to be said about the virtue of moderation….It doesn’t matter if you’re talking about eating finger-licking good chicken or dancing…

Meanwhile, let’s all try to remember this: The process of dying begins the moment each of us is born….We’re not going to live forever…So why take all  the enjoyment out of life?

FREE SPIRITS

Posted May 23, 2009 by therealwalrus
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They were Outlaws. They were Free Spirits. They were Damn Nice Guys. And, 27 years later, the work goes on…The Dream Will Never Die….

Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet The News Brothers….

FIGHTING PIRATES

Posted April 19, 2009 by therealwalrus
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Fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. The violence of drug gangs in Mexico spilling over the border. The worst financial crisis since The Great Depression. Millions living in poverty and without health care. Too many children not getting an education……The Real Walrus actually believed that there couldn’t be any more problems out there….Boy, was I wrong…

Now, we’re FIGHTING PIRATES off the coast of Somalia. The drug-crazed thugs are disrupting the world shipping trade…It’s almost like something out of a movie…If something isn’t done soon, you and I might start seeing the results when we go to buy something. Somebody better figure out how to make them WALK THE PLANK.

CARRYING YOUR CROSS

Posted April 11, 2009 by therealwalrus
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The Real Walrus consumed some of his Easter Weekend by doing some heavy thinking…..You know, more than 2,000 years ago, people stood around on a hill, watching a  nice fellow named Jesus get nailed to a cross. No one did anything. No one yelled, “Stop this Crucifixion. It’s not right.” They just stood there, doing nothing, for fear that if they did, they, too, might find themselves hanging from a cross. Some probably turned their heads, wanting to believe it wasn’t happening….

Now, all these centuries later. Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, has changed. Too many people still do nothing when a wrong is committed. Someone, somewhere, is being crucified every day….

SO LONG, EDDIE

Posted April 7, 2009 by therealwalrus
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eddiejonesEddie Jones, the former editor of The Nashville Banner, died earlier this week at the age of 85. He was a legendary journalist and civic leader who helped make Nashville the city it is today….In a day and age when newspapers are shutting down every other day, all it takes is a look at Eddie Jones’  life to understand the reason they are so important to everyone….

A friend and colleague of The Real Walrus, in a contribution to The Nashville Scene, summed up Eddie Jones the man and journalist……

By TIM GHIANNI
Eddie Jones was my friend, a fellow whose counsel I sought during my years at the Nashville Banner and in the years since.
He was a true local journalist, whose roots in Nashville were reflected in the stories and the headlines in the still-lamented afternoon daily newspaper.
He was the kind of editor who would roll up his always-pressed shirtsleeves to be a part of what was going on in the newsroom. He was the kind of editor who stood behind his staff rather than stab them in the back.
It’s not that he thought his staff was incapable of error, but when he knew they were right, he’d fight right beside them. And if they were wrong, he’d help them patch things up.
When I was state editor at the Banner, a part of my responsibility was political coverage. Sometimes, not every day, but frequently, we pissed off the politicians. If they came to Eddie, complaining, he wouldn’t back down. Rather in his inimitable and diplomatic fashion, he would defuse the problem. Handshakes all around were his hoped-for result.
It should be noted that some of those stories, of course, emanated from Eddie, who knew everything and everyone who made decisions affecting the city and the state that he loved.
He also encouraged me to write a slice-of-life column that appeared once a week in the Banner. “Real Life” was often gritty and it detailed the lives and concerns of the working man and woman in Nashville. No, the people I wrote about generally weren’t part of any marketing department’s demographic of the people we should write about in order to sell more papers. I didn’t have to explain to him that these people mattered, that they shared the same hopes, fears and dreams as everyone else. That column — whether it was about a homeless man, a victim of street violence or even about the mother of a vice president — was to show that we were all more alike than different.
It fit Eddie’s philosophy of life as much as it fit my own.
There are great memories in any newsman’s life. With Eddie, perhaps it was the trip to Washington, D.C., we took to meet with the delegation and to orchestrate coverage of Capitol Hill. The stories he told me over drinks and steak detailed a life spent covering things like Hank Williams’ funeral and various political shenanigans.
If pressed, he would talk about his years at East High and his job as a World War II fighter pilot. Yes, to him, it was a job he was doing when he was helping to defeat the fascists. He was no more heroic than any other veteran, he would say.
“Us World War II’s are pretty tough,” he conceded with a smile.
But he was equally interested in my own life as a journalist, as a writer and as a human being.
I was standing outside 1100 Broadway, enjoying a pre-budget-meeting smoke at about 5:30 one morning in February 1998. “What brings you in so early, boss?” I asked, as he crossed Broadway and stopped to finish up his own smoke before going inside.
He turned his thumbs toward the asphalt.
“The Banner’s going down,” he said. There was melancholy in his voice as he talked about the imminent death of the newspaper that he’d been a part of, on and off, through his adult life.
The Banner has been gone now for more than a decade. It is impossible to think about that newspaper without thinking about Eddie Jones. This weekend we lost the man who perhaps loved that newspaper more than anyone else. Eddie was one of the good guys.